Life Lesson 19: Nothing Good is Happening at 4am

Yesterday: Life Lesson 18: Forgiveness Comes Easier Than Permission (sometimes)
Today: Nothing Good is Happening at 4am

Nothing good happens after 4 a.m. Besides blowjobs.

I'll be honest: I've never understood this. What is this assumption that the wee-am hours are only bootycall hours? Who started this?

And even further, why is this something people like to highlight? The first time I heard this was in some "important information" one of my mom's friend's gave me as I headed to college. I supposed she wanted me to remember to keep my head in the books and off of boys? *eye roll*. Or maybe she wanted me to know that she knew? Or maybe she wanted to hip me to game in case I ever wondered whether or not to take that phone call at 3:30am.

Anyway, I suppose the only reason this is a life lesson is so you can make an educated decision. It's 4:30am, your phone is ringing. Unless a pre-set call time, the person on the other end is either in dire straits or has something a bit more carnal on their mind. Answer at your own risk.

That's it, folks. The end of the 19 life lessons you should've already learned by now. I hope there was one or two in here that gave you some clarity!